What up, broskies? I apologize sincerely for the lack of blogs lately; there just hasn't been ANYTHING interesting to write about. Luckily for you, however, I just returned from a one week trip to the Windy City! Well, the suburbs of the Windy City (same difference, if you ask me). While the trip itself wasn't all that exciting, the six hours total I spent in RDU/O'Hare International Airports gave me plenty of time to make lists of all the things I hate about "airport people". Therefore, I will now proceed to type that list out here, for you all to enjoy.
Things I Hate About Airports:
1) Blatantly overpriced airport food.
2) People who walk on the wrong side of the terminal. Come on. Really?
3) People who don't understand that moving walkways ARE FOR WALKING.
4) Family members who insist on accompanying you to the gate, even though you've been doing this by yourself since you were eleven.
5) Family members who won't leave you alone when you're obviously very absorbed in your Game Of Thrones book.
6) Family members who still won't leave you alone after you've done nothing but grunt and give them the evil eye for the last twenty minutes.
7) Family members who STILL WON'T FUCKING LEAVE YOU ALONE after you've started ignoring them completely.
8) People who throw hissy fits when the flight attendant asks them, very politely, to check and see if their carry-on fits in the bag sizer.
9) People who buy extra tickets, just so that the seats around them will be empty.
10) Babies.
Wow, it's really convenient that this list turned out to have ten items. I didn't even plan it that way. It must be a sign, like from Jesus, or Goku.
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