A special shouout to my newest follower who actually isn't someone I know IRL. Holla.

For the sake of said follower who I actually don't know IRL, I decided to try to keep up with this blog a little more diligently than I have been. The only issue is that I really don't have anything to write about, because my life is boring as shit. Seriously, it's a boring as watching shit fall out of someone's ass.

That was really graphic and disgusting but who the fuck am I trying to impress?

What's new with me, you ask? Well, I'm going to college. More specifically, I'm going to HONORS college. That's apparently different from regular college. I get to live in a dorm with other people who are so, so much smarter than me and feel even worse about my sub-par intelligence than I already do. Should be fun.

You know what's not fun? The infamous roommate search. I thought I would just have to fill out a housing application and they would stick me with a creepy lesbian or kleptomaniac or compulsive arsonist and I would have to deal with it like any other college student, but NO. They made me sign up for some fucking ridiculous Facebook app that's supposed to match me with people who would make good roommate material, but so far I've gotten nothing but Athletic Training majors, scary black ladies and, inexplicably, a gay crossdresser. It has not been a pleasant experience so far.

I can't do high school anymore. It's a struggle just to wake up every morning. I once told my Best Friend #2 that I wanted nothing more than to sleep forever, to which he replied, "But Heather, that's suicide." I tried to explain that it was totally different but he just doesn't understand. I wouldn't be dead. Just asleep. Forever.

On a totally unrelated note, I've recently become a huge fan of Kid Cudi. I couldn't tell you why, but I will say that he is literally the only attractive black man that I've ever seen, and that certainly helps. I mean, look at this. Just LOOK AT IT: http://netstorage.metrolyrics.com/artists/large/1228333060/kid-cudi-NEW-YORK-NY-FEBRUARY-12-Rapper-Kid-Cudi-attends-the-Band-of-O-109034640.jpg
AND NOW LOOK AT THIS: http://media.prefixmag.com/site_media/uploads/images/artists/k/kid-cudi/kid-cudi-close_jpg_640x420_crop-smart_q85.jpg

That, my friends, is a beautiful man.

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